Monday, 06 August 2007

• Car Bangs Mei's Kangoo From Rear, Driver Demands Money.

  Yes, some asshole just rammed into the rear of my car, so while I'm waiting for Kel to finish up his date meeting with Joyce, I might as well blog about it and remind myself about it, lest I start to warp details when I go to the police station.

  As I was merrily driving at 80km/h on the New Klang Valley Expressway [NKVE, for all you purists out there] on my lane which leads to the Smart Tag lane, a driver in a white Kancil bearing registration number WPE 5639 was turning into the left lane which I was travelling on. He then abruptly cut into my lane with an indicator of less then 3 seconds. I sounded my horn, but he couldn't avoid in time and thus hit the right rear of my Renault Kangoo 1.4 (A) bearing registration number hah I'm not that stupid.

   

  No one was hurt in this accident *signs accident & body release form* except my Kangoo, fuckdamnit.

   

  whee!

  That ASSHOLE!

   

  So anyways, I said "We'll go make a report", after which we proceeded to the Subang Jaya Police Station that's swarming with kids.

   

  The Men in Blue said we'd have to go to some far away la-la land to make a police report. Asshole then proceeded to ask me, whether I'd like to continue with a report. I said yes, cause I'm not in the wrong! He said I didn't INDICATE, the FUCK I should indicate to stay on my lane! And he said I'm speeding, I'm in the fast lane, I can go at 80-90km/h if I want to! Yes, I know, it's slow, but we're approaching the toll booth.

   

  So he then said that I should pay him money. I said "NO!", we'll make a report! Then OK, he'll go make a report, I'll go on my own.

   

  At least Kangoo has scratches white scratches from a White car with a fucking rusted bonnet, asshole couldn't even afford insurance, while his car has a dent in the right front.

   

  All you drivers out there, WHO THE FUCK is in the wrong?! Fuck, Ima lose my No Claim Bonus. FUCK FUCK FUCKING MALAY DRIVER WHO OUGHT TO BE CASTRATED!!!! And he had KIDS in the car!!!! How could he even DRIVE like that!

   

  Many thanks to Adam I featured you on my blog, go on, feature me laughing about my cappati lunch the shape of India, which actually come to think of it sorta looks like South America now who told me what to do and how to grow some balls :

   

  Adam : Don't pay him out! Everyone knows a rear end bang is in the wrong! If you pay him, I won't talk to you anymore forever!

  Mei : *OMG, emo much? Fine, enjoy lunch on your own, cause I know you'll miss my lame and corny as jokes* Not paying out! *meeks mimblewimble. You know the way to PJ Hilton? Can you take me there?

  Adam : I've got a movie!

  Mei : *mimblewimble. Fine, but I'm sorta scared, cause he's outside near my car!

  Adam : Why, does he look like some sorta gangster?

  Mei : Er, no, actually, he is kinda fat, about my height...

  Adam : So WHY are you so afraid?! Don't let other people intimidate you! Just think of your father ... and do it!

  Mei : uh ah, OK ...

  Adam : I GUARANTEE he won't make a report, he's just trynna extort you for cash.

  Mei :

   

  So there we have it, Mei's encounter with a dumbfuck on the road. Come to think of it, there's no point he'll ask me for cash, as his bonnet is rusty and his air-conditioning doesn't work. That idiot even said "other people are driving on the road too". Yeah well fucker, if you were looking out you'd take notice before you fucking cut into my lane.

   

  I want to wash my virgin Kangoo

   

  M*

   

  p/s : Kel had better finish up that meeting fast. I'm starting to get pissed off. Yeah yeah, 24 hours, yeah yeah. I just wanna go to bed.

   

   

   

   

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